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Tuesday, November 15, 2005

The Inaugural Review

Name: Arkansas Razorback

Recipe: Equal parts Rum, Vodka, Amaretto, and Kahlua

What we used: Captain Morgan Silver Spiced Rum, Absolut Vanilla Vodka, Amaretto de Santo, Kahlua

Possible Variations:  Vanilla flavored Vodka adds a subtle creaminess to the rich undertones of coffee and rum.

Key words: MELLOW, rich, subtle, "fireplace", holiday songs, head of a Razorback hog mounted on wood paneling

Review: This was a nice mellow drink that immediately brought to mind the holiday season.  It is a good drink for enjoying while bonding with friends and family around a crackling fireplace away from the rain, snow, or hail carpeting the world outside.  Although the Kahlua dominated the tapestry of flavors, the vanilla flavor of the Vodka used added a pleasantly surprising creaminess, softening the bolder, darker tones of rum and Kahlua.

Unfortunately, the mellow nature of this drink is a detriment in other situations.  To be quite frank, this drink doesn't really have much personality.  As stated above, it's more for enjoying in a private setting with friends.  There's clearly not enough "kick" for the bar atmosphere, nor is it delicious enough for solo drinking.

That isn't to say that this mixture wasn't POTENT -- a quick glance at the ingredients confirms that the alcohol content is high; there is no dilution whatsoever.  Not recommended if you plan to drive any time soon afterwards.  It should be noted that the recipe called for ice, but we neglected to prepare ahead of time, so the resulting cocktail was only a tad cooler than room temperature.  While purists may argue that our review was negatively affected by the lack of ice, the mellow nature of the drink lends itself to being served at room temperature.  Especially around crackling fireplaces.  Moreover, our tastebuds weren't numbed from the cold, so we would be able to more effectively detect the subtleties of the drink.  (Or something like that.)

Lastly, we can't for the life of us figure out why this drink is called the 'Arkansas Razorback.'  Seems like one of those cases of irrelevant naming, a surge of school pride from a group of ardent albeit inebriated University of Arkansas college students whose liquor collection had been reduced to 4 bottles.  Not bad, given the situation.  DISCLAIMER:  No Razorback hogs were harmed in the mixing of this cocktail.

Rating: 3; Not bad, but not particularly memorable (in more ways than one, depending on the number of servings)

Food pairings: Afterwards, in a fit of starvation, we dug up some Pizza-flavored EasyMac with a purported expiration date of January 2005.  Let's just say the two didn't go well together, but that probably wasn't the fault of the drink.


Monday, November 14, 2005

What to expect

Rules
- One drink reviewed a day, maximum.
- Clean palette before tasting it.

Ratings
- 0: With one sip, couldn't help but throw up.  Pour the rest of the drink out; Disgusting.
- 1: Drank part, but couldn't finish it all -- even with a hefty bet at stake.
- 2: Can mostly finish it, but not too pleasant.  Already paid for it, so why not down it?
- 3: Good for a buzz, but not much else; solid all around, but nothing spectacular; might be good in certain situations; Alright.
- 4: Would try again later; would be worth learning how to make on your own; may be an acquired taste, but a worthwhile one;  Good.
- 5: Downed it and asked for another (several times); break out the wine-tasting metaphors for this one; Great.

Review Format
- Drink name
- Recipe
- What we used
- Possible Variations (optional)
- Key words
- Review
- Rating (0-5)
- Food pairings